The title of this post is based on
The dirty, robbing bastards! 1. Robbing bastards.
Once upon a time, I used to enjoy driving. Maybe getting older has made me less tolerant, but I now hate driving, for several reasons.
1. Increased road congestion, increasing journey times and
frustration.
2. Slow-coaches driving well below the speed limit, increasing journey times and
frustration.
3. P.I.G.S (People Incapable of Giving Signals). I'm not a %^&*ing mind-reader!
4. P.P.P.R.P. (People with Piss-Poor Road Positioning), obstructing the road when they're manoeuvring, causing delays and
frustration.
5. P.P.P.L.D. (People with Piss-Poor Lane Discipline), causing me
stress, especially on roundabouts.
6. "Chelsea Tractors" and other large vehicles, obstructing the road when they're manoeuvring, causing delays and
frustration.
7. Cyclists wobbling from side to side, or riding two abreast, obstructing the road, causing delays and
frustration.
8. P.P.P.H.A. (People with Piss-Poor Headlight Alignment). High headlight aim fails the MOT test. Therefore, vehicles with high headlight aim are technically unroadworthy. Why are so many unroadworthy vehicles on the road and why do the traffic police do nothing about it? Also, H.I.D. (High-Intensity Discharge) headlights. When sitting in a Mazda MX-5, my eyes are only 3'6" (I measured it) above the ground, making me
very susceptible to being dazzled by oncoming headlights that are aimed too high. I find H.I.D. (High Intensity Discharge) headlights particularly dazzling. Being dazzled causes me
stress, as I can't see properly.
I've been emphasising the words
frustration and
stress, as these raise levels of the stress hormone
cortisol. Chronic
frustration and
stress while driving chronically elevate cortisol, which is bad for health for several reasons. See
Cushing's syndrome.
Here's a video I shot, using the camera on my Samsung Galaxy SII phone, mounted on the driver's door window with the lens 3'6" above the ground. The video is shaky, due to a combination of uneven roads and
very firm suspension. When the headlights flare-out on the video, it means that the sensor in the camera is being overloaded. Ditto my eyes. I speeded it up to shorten the duration, and added an appropriate soundtrack, using Windows Live Movie Maker. Enjoy!